For Sale

Well hello there Mrs. Seller

I got your number from the classifieds

Do you still have that wedding dress

The one in the plus girl size

I know it says two fifty

But would two hundred work just fine

Are you still there Mrs Seller

Or have you reached the end of the line

Hello there Mr. Seller

Does that cordless phone work to the yard

And hello there young Feller

Is that mattress soft or hard

Are you still there kind Seller

Or have you reached the end of the line

Are you still there kind Seller

Did I reach you in time

Fake Christmas Trees and Baby Swings

all on the block

Potty Chairs and Pageant Gowns

are the last of the stock

When the Figurines have a new home

and long gone is the money

Wonder how heavy the dresser drawer is

Will these Cloudy days ever turn Sunny