Nine Eyed Goat ~ RER

I been drunk 

I been drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

I been caterwauling whooping and hollering

My liver rot whiskey soaked 

Yeah I been drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

I been so drunk 

that shit don't bother me 

I been so drunk

 that my addled mind run free 

Across the meadows naked 

Through the old oak trees 

Stop quick like a bunny rabbit 

have a nice pee 

Stumble down the road 

Bottle in my hand 

Lookin fer a shady spot 

My drunk ass can land 

Drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

I been drunk 

I been drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

I been caterwauling whooping and hollering

My liver rot whiskey soaked 

Yeah I been drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

Straight from a bottle 

or a mason jar 

Only thing that matters 

Is I don't drive our car 

All a good time 

But there's trouble round the bend 

Cause when the whiskeys gone 

Ill have to sober up .... Again 

But I been drunk as a Nine Eyed Goat 

Yup my liver cheap whiskey soaked

Enough to make a battle ship float 

I gots drunk as a Nine Eyed GOAT ! 

And that ain't no Joke! 

~RER